1002 kg car, sumomanThe purpose of this site is to turn you, the average nondescript person, into a superbeing… just like me. You will achieve this through the magical process of lifting heavier and heavier weights.

It is not a process that requires a great deal of intelligence. It does however require heroic grit and determination.

In the process you will not only become stronger and more muscley but acquire the respect, admiration and indeed the jealousy of those you encounter… but do not let this hinder you on your epic journey, as heroes are forged through the fires of perdition, etc..

None of the information on this site is to be taken in place of that provided by your health provider/mental practitioner, except the stuff about lifting cars.


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